These Crazy Kids . . .#1

My kids say some pretty funny things and I need to start recording it. . . they really really make me laugh . . . so I’ll begin a new series called, “These Crazy Kids. . .”

Scene:  My classroom, about 1 minute before the bell rings. Students are helping me clean up & packing up their bags.

Me:  Ya’ll have a nice weekend

C:  You, too, Miss Teacha . . . what are you going to do?

Me:  I think I’ll do some dancing this weekend.  (I do a little dance and the kids giggle)

C:  You going to the club?!

Me:  Child, no!  I’m too old for that scene.  To many of ya’ll young folks there.

D joins the conversation:  But Miss Teacha, they have older people clubs. . .you know like over 25 clubs.

C:  Yeah, Miss Teacha, there’s a club for old folks in my neighborhood & they have happy hour. It’s called, “The Godfather” (name is similar, changed it to protect my location)

D yelling at C:  Ceeeeeeeeee, that’s a  male strip club.  You tellin’ Miss Teacha to go to A MALE STRIP CLUB!!!

C:  Aw, I didn’t know, I just saw happy hour on the building

Me:  Uhm, thanks for your advice C, but I think I’ll do my dancing at home.  D, thank you clarifying the type of club.  It would’ve been pretty shocking if I had gone there.

We all crack up laughing.

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